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Unread postby JimW » March 26th, 2005, 1:47 am

This just appeared in my inbox...

3 notes walk into a bar; C, E-flat, and G. 'Sorry, we don't serve minors here,' the bartender says.

So E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have a fifth between them.

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Unread postby Nellie2 » March 26th, 2005, 11:39 am

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Unread postby zbestwun2001 » April 7th, 2005, 2:11 pm

Horse walks into a bar......
The bartender says, " Hey, why the long face"?


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Unread postby Nellie2 » April 7th, 2005, 3:48 pm

Groan!!!
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Unread postby silverleaf » April 13th, 2005, 9:39 am

William Shakespeare walks into a bar.

The barman says "You can't come in here, you're bard!"
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Unread postby Angoid » April 15th, 2005, 7:57 am

Remember ....

Never B flat, Sometimes B sharp, Always B natural!
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Unread postby 'KotaGuy » April 15th, 2005, 2:15 pm

And if someone wants to B Major?

Then what? :headbang:
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Unread postby Bertha » April 15th, 2005, 2:24 pm

A man walks into a bar and says "OUCH"

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Unread postby Nellie2 » April 15th, 2005, 2:29 pm

I had to think about that one Bertha!! :D :D
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Unread postby Bertha » April 15th, 2005, 2:34 pm

It is about as low as you can get though for jokes :D

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Unread postby Angoid » May 6th, 2005, 7:44 am

And if someone wants to B Major?

Well .... that's A Flat scenario really, isn't it?

Really, some of these musical jokes are not very clefer, are they?
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Unread postby 3162 » May 6th, 2005, 9:11 am

Would a short person still walk into the bar?
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Unread postby Angoid » May 11th, 2005, 8:30 am

That depends on how high the bar is.

If four people did it, you'd end up with four beats to the bar.
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Unread postby 3162 » May 11th, 2005, 8:42 am

Well if they lower the bar, only lawyers would walk into it.
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Unread postby wng_z3r0 » May 18th, 2005, 11:15 pm

OT: what insturments (if any) do you guys play?
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