10. SCHIZOPHRENIA - "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
9. HYPOCHONDRIA - "Frosty The Doctor"
8. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER - "We Three Kings Disoriented Are"
7. DEMENTIA - "I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas"
6. NARCISSISSTIC - "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me"
5. MANIC - "Deck The Halls.....and Walls and Houses and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Offices and Cars and Trucks, etc."
4. PARANOID - "Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me"
3. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER - "Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire"
2. PERSONALITY DISORDER - "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"
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1. OBSSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, etc."