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Unread postby Bertha » April 22nd, 2005, 7:49 am

Hey,

Just wanted to put some Quotes up for anyone who likes good Signatures or fancies changing theirs

Some of the Ones Ive Used

Im so far behid I think Im first

Find a Better Way Of Life Marillion.com

Discover A Lost Art Play marbles (using this at SWW)

They'll come a time when all of this is over, something else will grow and take its place

A brand new car scrap metal in a junk yard

Only a fool tests the depth of water with both feet

Its all an Illusion

Beofre the invented drawing boards what did they go back to?

Im very repsonsible whenever something goes worng they say Im responsible

Reality is merely an Illusion, albeit a very persistent one

A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing right

Some people have a way with words, others not have way

Its all coming back to me said the blind man as he peed into the wind

The game of catch has never been so fun "Inventor of the Hand Grenade"

5 out of 4 people dont understand fractions

A day without sunshine is like, you know night

Above al else: SKY

A wolf in sheeps clothing needs help

An unbreakable toy is useful for breakign other toys

Never knock on deaths door: Ring the door bell and run (he hates that)

Some people have a way with words others erm.....thingy.......

There has to be just more to it than this or tell me why do we exsist


Anybody want to add to these, I will when I find some good ones of the Net

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Unread postby ChrisRLG » April 22nd, 2005, 8:30 am

Some I have seen or used.

'Do not wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.'

'May your God go with you'.
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Unread postby 3162 » April 22nd, 2005, 9:18 am

I'd play marbles, but I've lost mine

I'm so far behind the 8-ball I can't even see the table

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Unread postby Midnight Star » April 22nd, 2005, 11:14 am

Kirk ... "Hey you!, in the red shirt - go see what that noise was."
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Unread postby Angoid » April 22nd, 2005, 1:54 pm

How about this bunch....

There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

If you don't know what eschatology is then don't worry; it's not the end of the world.

It may look like chaos, but that's the theory.

char *Recurion() { printf("Recursion: See %s\n", Recursion()); }

Recursion: See Recursion

The length of time taken to reach a decision by a committee is directly proportional to the number of people on it raised to the power of itself.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stop telling God how big your storm is; instead tell the storm how big your God is.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A computer is a device for duplicating your mistakes - only faster.

Putting prepositions at the end of a sentence is a practice up with which we shall not put.

Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.


I could go on ..... got a gazillion of 'em, but I'll let others take the limelight!
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Unread postby 3162 » April 25th, 2005, 1:34 pm

I reject your reality, and substitute my own - Adam Savage from Mythbusters.

Then there's mine under my avatar on SWW:
"I'm living in my own private Idaho" - originally from the B52's (anyone remember them?)
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Unread postby Midnight Star » April 25th, 2005, 9:38 pm

Did they sing the "Love Shack" song? My wife would come running everytime she heard that on Vh1 ... :D

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 4:49 am

Here's some questions that often role around my head (possibly have no answers and would make good Signatures)



What happens while your asleep?

Will Mocrosft ever make an OS that doesnt crash?

What do the elderly know now that they wish they knew when they were our age?

Is there an end to the rainbow?

Why does time drag when your not having fun?

Whats really at Area 51?

What if history was wrong?

How do we know our dates of time are right?

Is there a mirrored universe?

Are we alone?

Tell a man there are a trillion stars in the sky and he'll believe you but tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it why?

Are we being watched?

How do we know today isnt tomorrow?

Why does tomorrow never come?

How do we know what a pot looked like from just a fragment of it found by archaelogists (they were never alive back then)?

What is everything we know is a lie?

How do you know when you have lived each day as if it was your last?

Why do we no longer belive Governments?

Is there a higher power?

When do you know you can trust someone?


Thats around it for now, but Ill be back with more

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 8:11 am

Hey Im back got some more for you to maybe use??

Why is a book, a book?

Who decided 2+2=4?

How can you fall upstairs?

How do you differ between rubbish and modern art?

Why do we hate school when were there and miss it when were gone?

Has man really been to the moon?

Why can they supposedly put a man in space but yet not make algebra fun?

How can you prove gravity exsists?

How do they know neutrons exsist when we cant see them?

What if the world isnt real?

Whats it like to live inside a fishbowl?

Why dont cats like water?

Is what we see reality?

Is the world before us a hologram?

Are we considered aliens to other life forms out there?

Are other life forms in the universe looking for us?

How do you interpet a language you've never heard for the first time and then teach others?

Why do postmen whistle?

Why does the milkman drive a battery powered cart?

Why cant you see water when light doesnt shine on it?

Can you bend light?

How do you discover if something is poisonous for the first time, and then live to tell others?


Some quotes now

Were staring at out screens
All or Lives
What a waste of eyes

Thank God for the Internet


Im sure there are more questions that I will add later

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 8:32 am

If tea stains a cup what does it do to your stomach?

Why cant you rely on public transport?

Why do old friends appear if you have money?

How do they know goldfish have short memories?

How do they know evolution occured?

Are we evolving today?

How do they know cats can only see in green?

Are you brainier if you wear glasses?


Right I better make a move to college now :(

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Unread postby Midnight Star » April 26th, 2005, 9:42 am

How do you discover if something is poisonous for the first time, and then live to tell others?


Hey EVERYONE! Don't eat thiissss .... Uggghhhhh... - you mark the spot with your body.

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 12:11 pm

How do you discover if something is poisonous for the first time, and then live to tell others?


Or leave a note saying what you eat, "if you read this and I dont reply then its poisonous"

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Unread postby Midnight Star » April 26th, 2005, 12:15 pm

Why do old friends appear if you have money?


Maybe they're due for a 'change' ... :lol:

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 12:15 pm

You got to stop it Midnight

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Unread postby Bertha » April 26th, 2005, 12:19 pm

Who decided the right answers were the ones we should use?

Why do monkeys swing on tyres in the Zoo? (Have you ever seen a tyre in the jungle?)

If somethings hard to do is that natures way of telling us we shouldnt be doign it?

Why are nice things bad for us?


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