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3 notes walk into a bar; C, E-flat, and G. 'Sorry, we don't serve minors here,' the bartender says.
So E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have a fifth between them.
Jim
Horse walks into a bar......
The bartender says, " Hey, why the long face"?
(':blob6:')
William Shakespeare walks into a bar.
The barman says "You can't come in here, you're bard!"
Remember ....
Never B flat, Sometimes B sharp, Always B natural!
And if someone wants to B Major?
Then what?
A man walks into a bar and says "OUCH"
Bertha
I had to think about that one Bertha!!
It is about as low as you can get though for jokes
Bertha
And if someone wants to B Major?
Well .... that's A Flat scenario really, isn't it?
Really, some of these musical jokes are not very cle
fer, are they?
Would a short person still walk into the bar?
That depends on how high the bar is.
If four people did it, you'd end up with four beats to the bar.
Well if they lower the bar, only lawyers would walk into it.
OT: what insturments (if any) do you guys play?
