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Thanks everyone.
One more nail in the coffin.
At the moment I'm just bolting the heat sink to the underside of the table, and fitting the asbestos sheeting to the walls and ceiling, for when we light my birthday candles later on today.
Last year we lit them in the garden, and the villagers thought the warning beacon had been set alight and panicked in case the Vikings were coming again, so this year we're doing it indoors.
Grattis and Happy Birthday Gary. Until a 120 Years.
Thanks everyone for your well wishes.
I'm just off down the pub now, so I don't expect to be firing on all cylinders in the morning. Tomorrow I may even be a little grouchier than usual.

Happy Birthday Gary and try not to burn the ceiling

Happy Belated Birthday!
Please be careful with the candles, or I might think the sun rose 12 hours early!