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"Gary R" wrote:"blackmirror" wrote:Of course Gary
Phew .............. then it's not due to the mess I made in the cat litter then?
"chryssi2001" wrote:You're a Gorilla!
Highly social and group-oriented, you like hanging out with the same people constantly. You have either black or gray hair and spend a good deal of time grooming it or getting others to groom it for you. Sleep is a big part of your daily routine and you like to either make very loud noise or no noise at all. You have more skills with language than most, however. One of your absolute favorite drinks is hot cocoa.
Judging by the amount of encroaching grey in my hair I may just be a silver-back but would rather be a mammut any day of the week 
"chryssi2001" wrote:Well Dakeyras, as per your avatar you could very well be a gorillaTrue, either are generally placid until riled and just for information though slightly vane I may be. The use of such as just for men is going to far even for myself
"chryssi2001" wrote:I don't want to be a gorillaOh I don't know providing the local hunters in the Congo etc leave you well alone, quite a idyllic life and no Malware to contend with
local hunters in the Congo etc leave you well alone
You're a Hippopotamus!
Some people call you fat, but you prefer to think of yourself as well-insulated. After all, having a little extra helps you stay underwater, which is where you'd prefer to be anyway. The mere sight of you reminds people of one of their favorite childhood games, not to mention being hungry. If only those plastic pieces didn't keep jamming! Your favorite saint is St. Augustine. Against all odds, you are considered to be rather talented at ballet.
You're a Rainbow Trout!
Believing strongly in the equality of all races and in gay rights, you are a true egalitarian. These stances have made you a target amongst some groups of people, but it's all in a day's work for you. You try not to fall for their schemes hook, line, and sinker, but sometimes it's unavoidable. Somewhere over you, bluebirds fly.
"gringo_pr" wrote:what do they mean by bluebirds fly over me?
Gringo
...................... bluebirds eat flies.
You're a Human!
With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you've had
plenty of both to share with your peers. While you're capable of a great deal of
beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times.
You've made a big fuss about how you're smarter than everyone else, but all they
can see is how you've used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope
is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be
advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it
away.
to turn to those around you and start caring about them.
You're a Hawk!
With an absolutely stunning sense of sight, you're able to put everything into perspective. At vision tests, you're able to read the copyright line on the poster with the big E at the top. You've been known to read signs from three counties away. You get the idea. You're very good at selling wares. You consistently root for terrible sports teams.
You're a Salmon!
Constantly swimming upstream against the current, you like to go against the grain. This unconventional approach has spawned many new and creative ideas for you, but also netted some setbacks. Right now, you're finding others to be pretty fishy and they think you're all wet. The natural state of your mouth makes it look like you're always upset. You like wearing pink shirts, but don't want to admit to people that they're actually pink.
