1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is thatthey don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4. you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, and keep nodding and smilling
8.) as you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) you actually scrolled back up to cheack that there was a number 5
11.) and now you're lauching at your stupidity
12.) please do subcribe becouse you just got owned, and you know it.
Most of them are true here