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Unread postby ndmmxiaomayi » February 2nd, 2007, 1:02 pm

Got this from an email:

- sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

- The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.

Cube Farm
- an office filled with cubicles.

Prairie Dogging
- something loud happens in a cube farm, and heads start popping up over the walls to see what's going on.

Idea Hamsters
- people who always seem to be birthin' new ideas.

Mouse Potato
- the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato.

CLAM (Career Limiting Amateur Move)
- Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLAM.

- that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just made a big stupid mistake.

- stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Stress Puppy
- a person who always seems to be stressed-out and whiny.

- those who take training classes just to take a vacation from their jobs -- "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were tourists."

- To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.

World Wide Wait
- The real meaning of WWW.

- A hard-core CGI programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic toy.

- Sleeping with your eyes open.

Dead Tree Edition
- The paper version of a publication.

Open-Collar Workers
- People who work at home or telecommute.

Squirt The Bird
- To transmit a signal up to a satellite.

Cobweb Site
- A dead web page that hasn't been updated for a long time.

Keyboard Plaque
- The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.

Alpha Geek
- The most knowledgeable geek.

- Where all of the dumb decisions come from that are profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

Gray Matter
- Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.

Salmon Day
- The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.

Chainsaw Consultant
- an outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

- someone who is clueless, from the error message "404 -- URL Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be located. "Don't bother asking him, he's 404."
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Unread postby MMJ » February 3rd, 2007, 3:20 pm


Just had one an hour ago. Ouch! :( :cry:
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