Good Cop II

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Vino Rosso

June 23, 2006, 3:33 PM UTC

A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off
down the road, pushed it up to 160 km/hr and was enjoying the wind
blowing through his hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his mirror there was a Police Car
behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he
floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to
escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind
of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the
driver's side.

"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If
you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why
you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."