Quotes For Signatures

There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

that's mine thank you very much


how bout this:

640 kb is all the ram you will ever need-Bill Gates

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Winners don't do different things; they do things differently -Shiv Khera (Sachin Tandulkar's coach)
You guys have cricket in the UK right? That's one of the things I enjoyed seeing when I visited India...

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
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At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer
-anonymous
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I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter
-myself

cheers bertha

One based on a remark at work this morning:

You know when a politician is lying because his lips are moving and words are coming out.

Hi there.

here are a couple that I like-

"caught like a rabbit in the headlights of technology"
"once I couldnt spell Engineer, now I are one"
"dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"

UKBiker

I like 1&3, those are good

But...why the chocolate?

I like Chocolate!

UKBiker

Good answer

gr8 job

Few more to this collection:

1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2.Why the third hand on the watch is called the second hand?
3.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4.Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
5.Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
6.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
7.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
8.Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
9.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
10.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
11.Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite?
12.Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
13.If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay to get it done?
14.If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
15.Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16.Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

2 words - teenage boys!!!

"muppy03" wrote:

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

2 words - teenage boys!!!

And 1 preteen boy......

" Learning is the only thing the mind never exhausts, never fears, and never regrets "

Nice one carl606.

Hello all...It's great to be here! One of my favorites...

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." ~ Benjamin Franklin

P.S. I am a new university applicant

"Uslayme" wrote:Hello all...It's great to be here! One of my favorites...

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." ~ Benjamin Franklin

P.S. I am a new university applicant

That is so true. Welcome to Malware removal.

Look at Vino's signature ..... you'll need to translate the Chinese characters.