This thread's last reply is from September 14, 2008, 3:00 PM UTC. Software, malware, and removal-tool
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You´re so wonderful!!!
No risk being bored here.

I found the proper removal tool in my yard yesterday when I picked up a block of wood. I will encase the active termites in a glass jar with some rotted splinters and forward to assist you in the removal. Instructions: Bore small hole in hoof and place contents inside. Keep damp and in the shade. Now if you will PM me with your current address, I will spring for the shipment because it is illegal to mail.
hang on a minute I think this trojan comes bundled with the bradpitt.exe which I have heard is quite a satisfying and relatively harmless program with wonderful graphics.

"muppy03" wrote:hang on a minute I think this trojan comes bundled with the bradpitt.exe which I have heard is quite a satisfying and relatively harmless program with wonderful graphics. 
Had to think for a while to see how this fitted in with the
Wooden Horse theme ................ but after watching Brad's acting .................... yup it's wooden all right.

aye, but it is a right fine bit of timber to be sure

"muppy03" wrote:aye, but it is a right fine bit of timber to be sure 
One too many branches on it for my liking, I prefer my timber without so many protuberances.

This might be more to your liking Gary?
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/paige079/DancingTree.jpg
I'm more into Naiiads than Dryads ..................

The bèta speech is up!
You have been infected with Trojan.Backdoor.WoodenHorsey. This is a very stubborn infection. I recommend you to do a reformat/reinstall of your computer. Should you wish to clean, please do the following:
- Download Flamethrower 2.0 and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet.
- Download The Catapult and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet
- Download Roast Chicken and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet.
- Download A lot of RopeInTheSoap and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet.
- Download HackerDefender and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet.
- Download The Avenger and unzip it to your desktop. Do not run it yet.
- Download GreekHunter and install it, but do not run it yet.
- Rename catapult.com into haxdef.com
- Next, reboot into Safe Mode.
- Drag flamethrower.exe into My Fortress
- Create a new folder named IamnotatrapandIcontaindeliciousfood and drag chicken.exe into it
- Locate haxdef.com and drag the folder we just created into it
- Locate HxDef.exe and run it. It will cloak the catapult with Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.
- Start locate.com and aim at PID 666 - which should read Not-a-trojan-horse.sys
- Double click fireinthehull.cmd to make catapult.exe fire.
- While the horse is distracted, run locate.com again and have your-archers.bat use the RopeInTheSoap plugin to shoot the malicious program
- You need to hurry now, the horse has almost finished RoastChicken.exe
- Double click My Fortress and start flamethrower.exe. Run locate.com to fire at the trojan horse again.
- Next, run The Avenger. Let it run the following script:
Files to delete:
\??\Fortress0\Front\Gates\TheHorse.exe
Drivers to delete:
Odysseus
Program to be executed on reboot:
GreekHunter.exe
Note that the Avenger will require two reboots and force a Red Screen of Death on the first one. - Reboot your computer. After the two reboots, let GreekHunter hunt down any escapees.
GreekHunter will be dependant of the A lot of RopeInTheSoap plugin to tie up its findings - Reboot and download HaxFix to clean up.
- Run Haxfix
- Reboot and post a new hijackthis log
Do credit me when using that speech
(I do hope Odysseus has a drivers' licence, otherwise the fix will fail - AND he'll be busted by About:Buster, our local police officer)