GAME: Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but it breaks down about a mile from the showroom.

I wish I didn't have to pay tax.

granted, but then you couldn't have roads, or government in general.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. But with each wish comes a curse.

I wish I could stop time.

granted, but if time was stopped, then you would be frozen with it, and how could you start it back up again?

I wish for a penny

Granted, but then you're unable to spend it

I wish there was no such thing as junkmail.

Granted, but now your email box will overflow (even more) with unfilterable spam.

I wish I got payed more...

Granted, but that would add to inflations, so you would need another pay rise.

Wish I could spell proper like.

Granted, but then you would but spellchecker out of business,

I wish more people liked Marillion

Bertha

Granted, but then you'd get so much marillion that you'll get totally fed up with it.

I wish I didn't get interrupted during my lunchbreaks.

Granted, but then you would get lonely and wonder where evryone has gone (this is providing you take your lunch breaks alone)

I wish the college had a faster Internet connection, so the forums would load as quickly as they do at home with broadband

Bertha

Granted, but then you'd be expected to use that Internet connection for college work instead of forums, and everybody would be making demands on you to get more done in less time.

I wish I could have a day without rain (in real life quite aside from the Enya reference)

Granted, but then it would be colggy in the atmosphere, and we all need rain to freshen things up, plus IM sure the plants and your garden also like the rain,

I wish my cat would get off the keyboard

Bertha

Granted, but it has already inadvertently managed to format your hard drive!!

I wish the evenings could have longer hours.

Granted but then the days would have to be shorter and you'd get depressed by that

I wish I had found the Malware schools earleir than I did

Bertha

"Bertha" wrote:
I wish I had a car, i have a license

bertha

Granted, but you would probably wreck it the very first day, and then you wouldn't have a car again, so what's the difference.


I wish that i had a castle with swimming pool and a tenniscourt.

hmmm made a mistake didn't scroll al the way down.


but again..

I wish I had found the Malware schools earleir than I did

Granted, but then you would possibly know it all, and then you would be stiff bored again, and you would, probably wanting something else, so what would be the purpose of that wish?

My wish remains the same (for now)

I wish that i had a castle with swimming pool and a tenniscourt.