I'm starting to hate your no talk policy. This is not fair at all, I'm trying to get help here!
It's my home computer, this copy of Windows is JUST MINE, it is provided by the protocol between my University and Microsoft for PERSONAL use, not for school or business related. We also have other software available to us (students) such as Visual Studio and Office.
Is that proof enough? No, I didn't photoshoped it. I'm terrible with PS and don't even have it installed as you can see in my DDS logs.
I am really mad at this, I need my computer and I can't get help...