What happens is that I create a wish, and the next person has to corrupt it in some way. Then they add they wish. The next poster has to corrupt that wish then add their own, and so on.
Thus, if I say, "I wish for a hot summer", someone may reply with, "Your wish is granted, but it's so hot that you suffer from heat exhaustion." That person then makes their own wish, for example, "I wish I could eat more chocolate." The next person would corrupt that one and then add their own wish.
Get it?
Let's start.....
I wish I didn't have to come to work every day.