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 Post subject: FOF: Lesson In Life
New postPosted: Fri 28 Apr, 2006 12:14 pm 
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Location: Gloria Jean's in Murray St. Mall (I wish!)
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of pensioners down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."


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Whew!! (Is that what you say? In sweden we say Usch! )

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Hej
Ar det en fin dag hos dig?


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Here we say yuck :!:
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ABC Already been chewed(ABS in this case though, sucked on.) ;)

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Ganska! Snön är snart borta :)

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Jag lik din vingsjuta

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Hold on... I am a bit confused....

What do the "peanuts" symbolize? :scratch:

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Wish I knew what they were saying ;)
It would help, to have translation :?

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eewww is what you are looking for.

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eeewwww is right. Thats just plain sick.....funny, but still sick.

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 Post subject: Translation!
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Vino Rosso said to me:
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Hej
Ar det en fin dag hos dig?

Is it a nice day...

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Ganska! Snön är snart borta

I said: Quite! The snow is soon gone

Then he said:
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Jag lik din vingsjuta

And I have no idea what that means..... :lol:

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Aarrrgghh..old, chewed granny peanuts!!..

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Goes to show ya,
Examine food offered by strangers CLOSELY before eating ;)

Thanks for the translation LJS
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