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by JimW » March 26th, 2005, 1:47 am
This just appeared in my inbox...
3 notes walk into a bar; C, E-flat, and G. 'Sorry, we don't serve minors here,' the bartender says.
So E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have a fifth between them.
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by Nellie2 » March 26th, 2005, 11:39 am
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by zbestwun2001 » April 7th, 2005, 2:11 pm
Horse walks into a bar......
The bartender says, " Hey, why the long face"?
(':blob6:')
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by Nellie2 » April 7th, 2005, 3:48 pm
Groan!!!
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by silverleaf » April 13th, 2005, 9:39 am
William Shakespeare walks into a bar.
The barman says "You can't come in here, you're bard!"
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by Angoid » April 15th, 2005, 7:57 am
Remember ....
Never B flat, Sometimes B sharp, Always B natural!
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by 'KotaGuy » April 15th, 2005, 2:15 pm
And if someone wants to B Major?
Then what?
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by Bertha » April 15th, 2005, 2:24 pm
A man walks into a bar and says "OUCH"
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by Bertha » April 15th, 2005, 2:34 pm
It is about as low as you can get though for jokes
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by Angoid » May 6th, 2005, 7:44 am
And if someone wants to B Major?
Well .... that's A Flat scenario really, isn't it?
Really, some of these musical jokes are not very cle
f er, are they?
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by 3162 » May 6th, 2005, 9:11 am
Would a short person still walk into the bar?
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by Angoid » May 11th, 2005, 8:30 am
That depends on how high the bar is.
If four people did it, you'd end up with four beats to the bar.
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by 3162 » May 11th, 2005, 8:42 am
Well if they lower the bar, only lawyers would walk into it.
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by wng_z3r0 » May 18th, 2005, 11:15 pm
OT: what insturments (if any) do you guys play?
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