turtledove wrote:"There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
That's a good one...
all in one!!
turtledove wrote:"There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
That's a good one...
Vino Rosso wrote:................ Eees a Ham Bush.'
Gary R wrote:Coming here with that lame old tale, that one was ancient when I was a lad (and that was a very long time ago ).
MikeSwim07 wrote:An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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