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FOF: Lesson In Life

Unread postby Vino Rosso » April 28th, 2006, 7:14 am

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of pensioners down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."


:shock:
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Unread postby LJS » April 28th, 2006, 7:44 am

Whew!! (Is that what you say? In sweden we say Usch! )

/Linda
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Unread postby Vino Rosso » April 28th, 2006, 8:08 am

Hej
Ar det en fin dag hos dig?
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Unread postby turtledove » April 28th, 2006, 12:49 pm

Here we say yuck :!:
or
ABC Already been chewed(ABS in this case though, sucked on.) ;)

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Unread postby LJS » April 28th, 2006, 5:00 pm

Ganska! Snön är snart borta :)
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Unread postby Vino Rosso » April 28th, 2006, 7:02 pm

Jag lik din vingsjuta
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Unread postby Troll » April 28th, 2006, 9:34 pm

Hold on... I am a bit confused....

What do the "peanuts" symbolize? :scratch:
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Unread postby turtledove » April 29th, 2006, 12:20 am

Wish I knew what they were saying ;)
It would help, to have translation :?

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Unread postby Nick-YF19 » April 29th, 2006, 3:01 am

eewww is what you are looking for.
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Unread postby Rogue » April 29th, 2006, 11:20 am

eeewwww is right. Thats just plain sick.....funny, but still sick.
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Translation!

Unread postby LJS » April 29th, 2006, 3:36 pm

Vino Rosso said to me:
Hej
Ar det en fin dag hos dig?

Is it a nice day...

Ganska! Snön är snart borta

I said: Quite! The snow is soon gone

Then he said:
Jag lik din vingsjuta

And I have no idea what that means..... :lol:
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Unread postby rav009 » April 29th, 2006, 5:22 pm

Aarrrgghh..old, chewed granny peanuts!!..
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Unread postby turtledove » April 29th, 2006, 8:30 pm

Goes to show ya,
Examine food offered by strangers CLOSELY before eating ;)

Thanks for the translation LJS
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