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Unread postby Gary R » October 30th, 2006, 4:22 am

Nice ones MMJ. :D :D :D


Someone recently brought this to my attention, enjoy. http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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Unread postby MMJ » October 30th, 2006, 3:59 pm

That was hilarious, Gary R! :D:D:D
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Winalot Diet...

Unread postby hammer51 » November 21st, 2006, 4:49 am

Hope this does not offend anyone.. but...

I have a Springer Spaniel.
I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Tesco and was in line to checkout. A woman behind asked if I had a dog?
On impulse and thinking it was a stupid question, I told her no and that I was starting the Winalot Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't because I had ended up in hospital last time, but because I'd lost 50 pounds before I awoke in an intensive care ward, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I was willing to try it again.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no. I'd been sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me........
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Unread postby Gary R » November 21st, 2006, 6:19 am

:D :D :thumbleft:
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » November 26th, 2006, 4:21 am

The best one for your favorite musiciPod Flea :P
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Unread postby MMJ » November 26th, 2006, 9:27 am

chryssi2001 wrote:The best one for your favorite musiciPod Flea :P


Good one! :D

I like how they come in tic-tak packages :D
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » November 26th, 2006, 10:05 am

I liked the tik-tac boxes, and the collar lol, and....the big bag you have to use to carry all those, in order to hear some songs. ;)
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Unread postby Gary R » November 26th, 2006, 12:40 pm

An American, an Irishman, and an Englishman are all stood at the top of the Empire State Building after having a serious night on the town.

"You know, when you've had more than 15 pints of beer you can fly", says the American, and promptly climbs over the railings and flies round the building.

"Wow" says the Irishman and climbs over himself. As he launches himself into space, instead of flying he plummets to the ground below.

The Englishman turns to the American and says "You know you're a right b*****d when you're drunk Superman!"
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Unread postby MMJ » November 26th, 2006, 1:17 pm

I don't get it :?
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » November 26th, 2006, 2:22 pm

Gary R wrote:An American, an Irishman, and an Englishman are all stood at the top of the Empire State Building after having a serious night on the town.

"You know, when you've had more than 15 pints of beer you can fly", says the American, and promptly climbs over the railings and flies round the building.

"Wow" says the Irishman and climbs over himself. As he launches himself into space, instead of flying he plummets to the ground below.

The Englishman turns to the American and says "You know you're a right b*****d when you're drunk Superman!"


lol, nice one!!
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Unread postby Gary R » December 6th, 2006, 7:54 pm

Not a joke, but it made me smile.

http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » December 7th, 2006, 2:12 am

Indeed i smiled too, i also enjoyed the Christmas song, 1st one i hear for these Christmas.
Thanks GaryR
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Unread postby Vino Rosso » December 8th, 2006, 3:36 pm

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Unread postby chryssi2001 » December 9th, 2006, 2:02 am

Very cute Vino :P
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Unread postby Gary R » December 9th, 2006, 4:31 am

:D :D :D :thumbright:
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