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Those Christmas Cracker, Jokes and Riddles

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Those Christmas Cracker, Jokes and Riddles

Unread postby ChrisRLG » December 22nd, 2005, 10:30 am

You know, its Christmas, with your Dinner you have a Christmas Cracker - and they have a joke or riddle inside.

Now you can share them with us - here is a few to start with. Came from two crackers from an evening dinner with my wife at a restrant.

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Teacher :- Why are you taking those trainers into the exam !!

Pupil :- I'm hoping they will jog my memory.

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Q :- What do you get when you cross a ghost and a packet of crisps.

A :- Snack's that go munch in the night.

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Q :- What did the Policeman say to his stomach ?

A :- I've got you under a vest !

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Q :- What do short-sighted ghosts wear ?

A :- Spooktacles.

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Q :- Ten people were all sheltering under a small umbrella, but none got thier feet wet, how ?

A :- It was not raining.

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Now lets hear yours :- Groan.
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Unread postby ChrisRLG » December 28th, 2005, 12:46 pm

OK - you asked for it - you did not give me any - so you get some more of mine - serves you all right.

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Q. Why did the pilot land his plane on the house.

A. Because the landing lights were on.

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Q. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barman's head. Why wasn't he hurt.

A. It was a soft drink.

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Q. What happens if you play table-tennis with a bad egg.

A. First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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Q. Why are school cooks so cruel.

A. Because they batter fish and beat eggs.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot.

A. A walkie-talkie

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Q. Which had should you use to stir your tea.

A. Neither, you should use a spoon.

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All together - GgggRrrrOoooAaaaNnnn !!!!!
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Unread postby TonyDevil » January 3rd, 2006, 12:58 pm

please no more.....i had enough on xmas day.....
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