Now you can share them with us - here is a few to start with. Came from two crackers from an evening dinner with my wife at a restrant.
Teacher :- Why are you taking those trainers into the exam !!
Pupil :- I'm hoping they will jog my memory.
Q :- What do you get when you cross a ghost and a packet of crisps.
A :- Snack's that go munch in the night.
Q :- What did the Policeman say to his stomach ?
A :- I've got you under a vest !
Q :- What do short-sighted ghosts wear ?
A :- Spooktacles.
Q :- Ten people were all sheltering under a small umbrella, but none got thier feet wet, how ?
A :- It was not raining.
Now lets hear yours :- Groan.