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Unread postby tylerisdabest » May 15th, 2009, 11:21 am

i got this from another site

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.



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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.



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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."



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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.



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Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;



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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.



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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row



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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.



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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.



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The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.



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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?



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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.



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The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.



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Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!



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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key



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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby Elrond » May 26th, 2009, 10:59 pm

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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby binng22 » May 31st, 2009, 6:44 pm

great,thanks fro sharing :D
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby Mystery » July 6th, 2009, 7:41 pm

They are funny :lol:


I like these aswell:

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"

"To go forward, you must backup."

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby mak_20789 » January 1st, 2010, 10:06 am

" ERROR: keyboard not attached.

Press any key to continue."
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby joetraff » March 22nd, 2010, 12:22 pm

:lol:
Thanks for sharing.
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby troy3636 » September 6th, 2010, 11:59 pm

PICNIC....Problem In Chair Not In Computer
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Re: funny computer quotes

Unread postby daveyb » June 19th, 2012, 10:57 pm

An ancient, historical thread, but I can't believe nobody has added the I.D. ten T comment, or even the PEBCAK definition!

For the uninitiated, I'll give you the second one, but not the first (work that one out for yourselves, in fact, write it out 100 times and you'll get it!) PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair!

Keep smiling, someone nice may smile back!
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