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Daddy How Was I Born?

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Daddy How Was I Born?

Unread postby Idiom » April 11th, 2009, 11:07 pm

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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You got male!
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Re: Daddy How Was I Born?

Unread postby ellipse » April 13th, 2009, 7:00 pm

. . .that sound you hear is my head hitting the desk.

What if it had been a little girl?
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Re: Daddy How Was I Born?

Unread postby Odd dude » April 14th, 2009, 10:40 am

So remember, kids: Surf Safely!
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Re: Daddy How Was I Born?

Unread postby Idiom » April 15th, 2009, 10:40 pm

ellipse wrote:. . .that sound you hear is my head hitting the desk.

What if it had been a little girl?


You got female?
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Re: Daddy How Was I Born?

Unread postby francis327 » August 21st, 2009, 7:17 am

Just realizing this.

You got "Free mail" ---> almost as if female..
Does that make sense?
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