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Unread postby MikeSwim07 » July 19th, 2008, 5:44 pm

This site has some funny quotes between the owner and users.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
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Re: Funny Users

Unread postby GGiTzKevin » July 19th, 2008, 6:32 pm

Haha there's some pretty funny conversations in there :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » July 20th, 2008, 3:02 am

Unbelievable funny :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby wolfe777 » July 20th, 2008, 9:00 am

lol that was pretty funny :colors:

people these days
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Re: Funny Users

Unread postby Bv202 » July 20th, 2008, 12:03 pm

* Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
* Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
* Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby MikeSwim07 » July 20th, 2008, 12:26 pm

LOL :lol:
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Unread postby Bv202 » July 20th, 2008, 1:50 pm

Another one:
* Customer: "My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at [a British comedy site]."
* Tech Support: "Yes, what is the problem?"
* Customer: "The '.uk' at the end -- doesn't that stand for United Kingdom?"
* Tech Support: "Yes."
* Customer: "Just great -- I knew it! He's in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?"
* Tech Support: "It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges."
* Customer: "No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn't make any sense that they wouldn't. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to."

After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back.

* Customer: "Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL."
* Tech Support: "Yes?"
* Customer: "Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?"
* Tech Support: "Trust me -- they don't."
* Customer: "Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn't know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service."

:lol: :lol:
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Unread postby MikeSwim07 » July 20th, 2008, 2:16 pm

Lol, some users these days don't really undestand the internet.
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Unread postby Bio-Hazard » July 20th, 2008, 2:30 pm

LOL Nice find.
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » July 20th, 2008, 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol: The certain user can't understand that also calling him would cost more :lol: :lol:
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Unread postby Wingman » July 20th, 2008, 3:15 pm

Bv202 wrote: My oldest son works in Sweden... so I just called him on the phone.
Now that is funny... 8)
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Unread postby MikeSwim07 » July 20th, 2008, 3:22 pm

Wouldn't she think that calling long distance would also cost her alot?
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Unread postby Wingman » July 20th, 2008, 3:37 pm

From your posted link
Technician: "What a bad day! The PC is not working well, the phone is out of order, and I wounded my fingers when trimming the network plug with a knife to fit the PC hole."
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Unread postby chryssi2001 » July 20th, 2008, 4:19 pm

Wingman wrote:From your posted link
Technician: "What a bad day! The PC is not working well, the phone is out of order, and I wounded my fingers when trimming the network plug with a knife to fit the PC hole."


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I read a few about pcs, and they were hilarious :P
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Unread postby MikeSwim07 » July 20th, 2008, 4:45 pm

I know, I love reading this in my free time :D
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