Welcome to MalwareRemoval.com,
What if we told you that you could get malware removal help from experts, and that it was 100% free? MalwareRemoval.com provides free support for people with infected computers. Our help, and the tools we use are always 100% free. No hidden catch. We simply enjoy helping others. You enjoy a clean, safe computer.

Malware Removal Instructions

Test for Dementia

This is the place for general discussions - we are a family site - no bad language, no flames.
A Moderators word is final.

Test for Dementia

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:34 am

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?






Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK
Advertisement
Register to Remove

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:35 am

First Question:






You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:35 am

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!







Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don 't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:36 am

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~







...
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:37 am

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:51 am

Did you get 5000?




The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:52 am

Did you Answer Nunu?



NO! Of course it isn't.




Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby ChrisRLG » March 20th, 2007, 5:53 am

.



He just has to open his mouth and ask...





It's really very simple.
ChrisRLG
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 17759
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 10:04 am
Location: Southend, Essex, UK

Unread postby beynac » March 20th, 2007, 8:37 am

Nice one Chris - very tricky! :lol:

I got the first three wrong, but then had a late rally and got the last two right.
User avatar
beynac
MRU Honors Grad Emeritus
 
Posts: 1638
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 12:14 pm
Location: Norwich, England

Unread postby Gary R » March 20th, 2007, 11:02 am

I've seen em recently, so I'm a "smart arse" and got em all. :D :D :D
User avatar
Gary R
Administrator
Administrator
 
Posts: 21868
Joined: June 28th, 2005, 11:36 am
Location: Yorkshire

Unread postby Magister » March 22nd, 2007, 9:16 am

I had 3 right, last one is funny :lol:
Magister
Regular Member
 
Posts: 166
Joined: November 3rd, 2006, 11:56 am

Unread postby P;3 » March 23rd, 2007, 2:46 pm

'dementia' wazat ??

not following the 'rules'

I got 'em all right



:hiding:
P;3
Regular Member
 
Posts: 657
Joined: May 28th, 2005, 5:02 am

Unread postby Nellie2 » March 23rd, 2007, 4:25 pm

You won't believe this... but I got them all right! :D
User avatar
Nellie2
Administrator Emeritus
 
Posts: 8737
Joined: December 16th, 2004, 5:01 pm
Location: UK

Unread postby BHowett » May 11th, 2007, 11:28 am

I am going to get my wife with this when she gets home......the only one I got right was bonus round :shock:
User avatar
BHowett
Regular Member
 
Posts: 350
Joined: May 8th, 2007, 8:46 pm
Location: USA

Unread postby ronjon » May 11th, 2007, 1:34 pm

I got 3
ronjon
Regular Member
 
Posts: 16
Joined: May 8th, 2007, 11:15 pm
Location: Lancashire
Advertisement
Register to Remove

Next

Return to General Discussions



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests

Contact us:

Advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. Register to remove all ads. The forum is run by volunteers who donate their time and expertise. We make every attempt to ensure that the help and advice posted is accurate and will not cause harm to your computer. However, we do not guarantee that they are accurate and they are to be used at your own risk. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

Member site: UNITE Against Malware