Welcome to MalwareRemoval.com,
What if we told you that you could get malware removal help from experts, and that it was 100% free? MalwareRemoval.com provides free support for people with infected computers. Our help, and the tools we use are always 100% free. No hidden catch. We simply enjoy helping others. You enjoy a clean, safe computer.

Malware Removal Instructions

Good Cop !

This is the place for general discussions - we are a family site - no bad language, no flames.
A Moderators word is final.

Good Cop !

Unread postby Bob4 » June 15th, 2006, 9:32 pm

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

Q: " did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
User avatar
Bob4
MRU Master
MRU Master
 
Posts: 6070
Joined: November 12th, 2005, 11:26 am
Location: Florida
Advertisement
Register to Remove

Unread postby turtledove » June 15th, 2006, 10:04 pm

That's Good! Sharp cop :D
User avatar
turtledove
Retired Graduate
 
Posts: 4398
Joined: February 13th, 2006, 3:26 am
Location: California

Unread postby Angelfire777 » June 16th, 2006, 8:03 am

Nice one!! :)
User avatar
Angelfire777
Retired Graduate
 
Posts: 2554
Joined: April 27th, 2006, 9:58 am


Return to General Discussions



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests

Contact us:

Advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. Register to remove all ads. The forum is run by volunteers who donate their time and expertise. We make every attempt to ensure that the help and advice posted is accurate and will not cause harm to your computer. However, we do not guarantee that they are accurate and they are to be used at your own risk. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

Member site: UNITE Against Malware